What the funk!?!

My life has been turned upside down, i am not sure of reality anymore. I turned the TV on today and all the stations had been reprogrammed onto different channels without any human intervention. Everything is mixed up and we have lost one, poor little MTV he was a brave lad. Had it always been this way? Have i forgotten that it was always this way? What is reality? Did I take the Green Pill or the Red Pill?
I had to pinch Katrin to see if I was dreaming.